Cancelled

I came to a devastating realization recently.

I don't have time to watch all the tv I need want to watch.

So the DVR and I had to have a DTR. Our relationship was slowly spiraling out of control, to a point where it was unhealthy. (Or so I've been told.)

So I navigated to the place where the old DVR saves future recordings, and I began to cancel. Cancel. Cancel.

And the DVR said, "Are you sure you want to cancel all future recordings of this show?"

And my heart cried, "NO!"

But my finger was stronger and bid those ill-fated programs adieu.

So goodbye, Pushing Daisies. Goodbye, Scrubs and Parks and Recreation. I will miss you, Jon and Kate Plus 8. And why, Samantha Who, why did you leave me?

And, The Mentalist starring Simon Baker, you better bring your A-game, because you are next.